Just a few of the random things in my head...

Title sums this up well. Written mostly by me, and parcially (the more childish and crude parts) by my friend Adam. Enough said.

Chapter 1

RANDOM

by: Lawli_pop
God: Let there be light
Light Yagami: is born
God: ...Fùck
God: Nevermind



Misa: I couldn't IMAGINE a world without Light!
L: Yes, it would be dark.


Ryuk logic: Doesn't need to even dodge a bullet....
Dodges a tennis ball.



Some people need a high-five.... In the face.... With a chair.




Why don't I know who Charlie Brown is?
I'm allergic to Peanuts.




Light: L ... Did you know, that gods of death like apples?
L: Yes.
Light: O_O
Ryuk: Oops...




(Yes, I know, really cheesy so far. But hey, One cannot control their own thoughts sometimes. When you find someone who doesn't automatically think "dìck" when they see 8=D, lemme know.)




Hm... stomach growles.... Quick break while I get more strawberry buttons! (Jeopardy music)
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...You know that moment when you walk into the bathroom at your friend's house and see a brush full of hair sitting on the countertop?





When someone farts in an elevator- O_O
(...I see dead people...)







You know how people are always saying how music can really "move" you?
I was at a café once and Justin Beiber came on the radio...
I moved to annother café.




Light: Opens L's computer... grins and clicks on history
L: Oblivious. In the kitchen getting a cookie
Light: Finds a link to a yaoi doujinshi. clicks
L: Can't reach the cookie jar
Light: Website loads. clicks first page. sees his own face * ~ * ?
L: Climbs on the counter
Light: Is intregued. Sees L in doujinshi. Keeps reading.
L: Reaches cookie jar on top of the fridge, just barely touching it
Light: Sees in doujinshi L kissing him WHAT THE FÙCK?!? O0O
L: Hears Light yell- falls off counter with jar of cookies
Lght: finishes doujinshi. Thinks over what he just saw. deletes history.
L: Races in to where Light is at his desk Is light-kun alright?
Light: Stands ...I... Don't really know...
L: Stares with normally wide eyes
Light: Walkes over. Suddenly deeply kisses L.
L: Eyes widen more ... colapses dead
(ADAM YOU SAD GAY BÁSTARD!!! DON'T KILL LAWLIET!!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY NOT TRAGIC!!!)





Apologies.... To everyone.... But it had to be posted cuz I promised XD









Naruto: SEXY JITSU!!!
Adam and Leo: WTF?!?!

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