Pick-Up Lines

by: qgirl101

What do you think about these pick up lines??? I was bored so im just makin stupid 1's.

  1. 1

    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

  2. 2

    Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them

  3. 3

    Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

  4. 4

    I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

  5. 5

    If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

  6. 6

    Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

  7. 7

    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

  8. 8

    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

  9. 9

    Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

  10. 10

    It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me

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