Kicked out of K-Mart

by: iminlikewithyou

Dear Mrs Fenton,
During the proceeding 6 months our security staff has been monitoring your husbands actions in the store. The list below are his offenses, of which all have been verified by surveillance cameras and we have retained copies on tape.
We have repeatedly given your husband verbal warnings and he has simply ignored them. He replies with rudeness and the response, "While the wife shops here I will come here too." We are forced to ban you, your husband and your family from the store.

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    The following list details your husbands activates in this store over the past six months.

    Please select all that apply.

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    Choose the ones that are funny.

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