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First of all, why are you here?
to apply for the part-time job open at Chi-Chi's
because I believe I am worthy to be trained in the ancient and awesome art of the ninja scribes
to tell you that ninjas are not scribes
to steal your twinkies and run and never look back
here as in I just clicked on this quiz, or here as in our purpose in this universe?
to confuse the common people
idk whatever
to tell you that you missppelled the word 'here'. (I did not. go suffocate in a sponge.)
2
A man walks up to you, he's wearing green tights and a vest has a wand and asks you if you know where his horse is. you-?
cry
laugh because he reminds you of Tingle
kick him in the shins and steal his wand and run off
scream "WIERDO!!" and step on his foot
tell him his horse is in the dumpster across the street
run because you stole his horse
run because you ate his horse
ask him what his horse looks like
help him find his horse
idk whatever
3
Someone tells you that you've been walking around with a kick me sign on your back. you-?
elbow the person in their ribs
thank them politely for telling you
cry
turn your shirt around when they look away and accuse them of lying when they look back confused
obey and kick yourself
idk whatever
make them kick you because the sign on your back told them to
hunt down the person responsible and duck tape their hands to their face
take the sign off
4
Someone tells you to go jump off a bridge. you-?
find a bridge and jump
tell them theyr juvenile and that your supposed to tell people to jump off cliffs not bridges
cry
stab them with a fork
push them off a cliff
stretch my wings and jump
pull them off with me
ask them where the nearest bridge is and push them off
idk whatever
5
You go to the local duck pond and a goose looks up at you and says.....
"I believe thats my hat"
"MOO"
"you're stupid. dont you know that this is a
duck
pond?? be gone, hairless ape"
"quack" duh
"whaaaaateverrrr"
"whaaaak"
"tu madre"
"ok, I need you for my super-spy mission."
geese dont talk.
6
congraturation! A winner is you!
I saw that!
you spelled 'congratulation' wrong (it's supposed to be that way, noob)
what's a noob?
YAY!!!! what did I win!?!!
I refuse to claim my prize
whatever
1...2...3...4...5...
I is a winner? yaaaaay!
.....wow
7
I'm sorry this quiz was so stupid
yeah it was
dont be sorry! I WON!! remember?
you suck
lech sew desido founch ye'el gla hoob nobbins
yay!! gla hoob nobbins!!
I liked it
it was normal
y no twilight??
cuz twilight sucks
I resent that
make more!!!!
8
Will you comment?
NO you suck
sure
whatever
maybe
if u tell me what gla hoob nobbins are
9
OK last question
FINALLY
byesies (
glares
)
aww :(
what?
NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet you feel so special that your able to point out obvious things
whatever
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Squee
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Oblivion, OH, US
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